I Have the Weirdest Boner

I hope you like boner jokes.


Give Me Boners!
Don’t be upset, Gimli! It happens to the best of us. 

Don’t be upset, Gimli! It happens to the best of us. 

Aww, look at that smile!

Aww, look at that smile!

I’m not sure that’s what you’re supposed to do with that.

I’m not sure that’s what you’re supposed to do with that.

"… Such a little boner."
"Boromir! Give the boner to Frodo."
"As you wish. I care not."

"… Such a little boner."

"Boromir! Give the boner to Frodo."

"As you wish. I care not."

"I am the darkness. I am the night. I am… actually feeling a little bit frisky right now."

"I am the darkness. I am the night. I am… actually feeling a little bit frisky right now."

Mmmm… nipples.

Mmmm… nipples.

Sometimes the line of duty can get… erotic.

Sometimes the line of duty can get… erotic.

Red Skull has no shame. We should all learn to be a little more like Red Skull.

Red Skull has no shame. We should all learn to be a little more like Red Skull.

You too can pretend that your newborn child is a hostile alien life form bursting violently through your chest cavity! Hands free! It bursts while you walk!

You too can pretend that your newborn child is a hostile alien life form bursting violently through your chest cavity! Hands free! It bursts while you walk!